Do you offer incall?
Yes, my incall location is a few miles South of The Strip. My rates for incall and outcall are the same, except for 1 hour.  You are more than welcome to grab a beverage, take a shower and make yourself at home.  Burp, fart, scratch your balls, I'll pretend not to notice.

Do you take credit cards?  
Yes, I accept Visa, Mastercard & PayPal. Please let me know when you schedule our time together if you plan to use a credit card.

What languages do you speak?
Well, my parents taught me English and Muffin taught me Cat.  I have also been know to practice French and Russian.  Greek has proven to be nothing butt a big pain in the ass for me.  I have a mental hang-up with the Asian language, although that seems to be Muffin's favorite passtime.

How do I make an appointment with you?
If you want me to think that you are serious, you will fill out my reservation form.   ( Or, if you just want to bother me, call me and ask me what my rates are or how far I am from the MGM.)

How much of a notice do you need?
As much as you can possibly give me. The more notice, the better your chance of getting an appointment. Please try to reserve our time together before you leave for Vegas.

Why can't you be to my room in 30 minutes?
I am not a pizza.  Because normally, I am fully committed. (I bet you just pictured a white straightjacket and some white padded walls, didn't ya? Admit it!)  If not, then I most likely have other plans. I try to take advantage of my free time and attempt to have a life.  

Can you bring a friend?
If you give me enough notice, I am sure that something can be arranged. ;)  If you are feeling that adventurous, check out my Fun With Two site.

Is there anything that you expect from me?
Hold on to my number. You'll need to call me once you checked into your hotel room. Please be in your room at the time of our appointment. Also, I appreciate it if you are sober and freshly showered. Don't be afraid to really wash those nooks and crannies or I will wash them for you and it will be considered part of our appointment time.  And remember, if you treat me with respect—I'll do the same with you.

Are you really going to make me listen to Frank Sinatra during our time together?
Probably.  Are you really going to make me listen to you whine about it?

Are the prices you quoted all inclusive?
Absolutely. There are no hidden fees. And you'll never hear me ask for a tip. But, if you are so inclined, tips are always appreciated. :)  Or, if you would like to bring me a gift, please see my About Me page.

Can I book you for less then an hour at a less expensive rate?
Sorry, no. One hour is the minimum amount of time I will reserve for an encounter.  If you would like 1/2 an hour, I would be happy to do it for the 1 hour rate. :D

Where would you like the envelope?
On the bathroom counter would be nice.  If you don't have an envelope for your gift for me, well I guess that the World will just come to an end! lol! (I just throw them away anyway.  Unless it is a cute kitty card, I actually collect those.)

Will you entertain two or more guys at the same time, like for a bachelor party?
Probably not. I prefer one-on-one.  A group of guys + alcohol + naked girl = a mob of macho idiots.

Do you entertain couples?
I will see male/female couples, but insist on screening them first. I will only consider couples who are secure and well-adjusted in their relationship.

Are you pierced or tattooed anywhere?
No.  Ouch.  Needle phobia.  Pain phobia.  Big whimp.

I like your breasts, are they really yours?
Yeah, I paid cash for them. :) They're saline, but are so soft they look and feel natural.  I mostly just lie and tell people that they are real because they never know the difference, but you are taking the time to read this so I will tell you the truth.  Don't cha feel special now?

Can I get you to dress in specific outfits?
If you prefer me to wear something other than business attire, our encounter must be at least two hours. If I already own the outfit that you are requesting, I will bring it with me and dress at your location.  Read-I won't walk through the casino dressed like a hoochie-mama and if that is what you were expecting, then you watch too much TV. 

Will you answer all my questions?
Are we talking a legitimate question or your submission for "Letters to Penthouse?"
I'll be happy (or at least pretend to be) to answer your questions—just so they're not too explicit.  Honestly, if you are reading this, then I would be interested in hearing what questions you still have.

How far ahead can I make a reservation with you?
As far ahead as you would like.

Do you ever travel to other locations?
You bet! Check out my Schedule page.  If you would like to be on my e-mail list for your city, please see my Contact Page.  If your city isn't listed, you can always try e-mailing me a 2000 word essay about why I should visit your city.

Do you have any more pictures available?
Yes, but they are older.  If you are computer savvy, you will be able to find them.

Are the pictures really pictures of you?
No, I stole them from Miss America.  I hope that she doesn't notice.

Will you e-mail me a picture?
No, sorry, and please don't e-mail me any of yourself below the waist.  Thanks, I know that you were thinking that this would be my only opportunity, but I already know what a penis looks like.  I saw a picture of one in a book once.  

Do you have a boyfriend?
No. I have never been married, and I don't have any kids (I'm allergic to them). However, I do have a purrrrfect, petite, prissy, precious Persian Princess, Muffin and a handsome Himalayan Hunk, Duke. :) Muffin doesn't let me date.  She is already mad that she has to share her only human slave with that other lazy lump of fur.

Will you entertain anyone under 18?
Absolutely not, so don't even bother talking to me if you are under age. Go do your homework!  And clean your room!  Why don't you go enjoy those underaged girls while it is still legal for you to do so?